A Friendly Face

While on the commuter on my way back last night, I can't help but keep staring at a girl. She's sitting opposite of me, a few rows down the coach.

It's not lke she's very pretty, but she has this face that looked like a permanent smile is fixed onto her face. Even when her eyes are closed, fell asleep... she looked like she's still smiling.

I just couldn't keep my eyes off her.

Relocation... Soon!

By the end of this week!

Not my home lah, but my team at office. Would still be on the same floor, just at different side of building.


"I'M MOVING OVER TO SIT WITH YOU GUYS."

I think some of us shat in their pants (hahaha!) when Dai Kar Cher said that to us, some time ago. The initial plan was that she would moved to my place, and we would shoo off a couple of the other team's agents for S and I to sit. That means, bye bye privacy for those who are currently sitting beside me. Those who have went to my place before would know lah.

When there were no news of asking us to haul our asses to some other place, I decided to ask Dai Kar Cher. She told me to hang on as there has been a change of plans. Even though those people who were sitting at Dai Kar Cher's area have moved, there were still no news.


STILL NO NEWS?


... Or so we thought. 50sen heard from the cleaner that, she heard from Dai Kar Cher herself that we be moving to her side instead!

Oh well, I thought on some of us side of view, it's "better" as there would be cubicle partition to separate us from Dai Kar Cher.

Credibility of this news is still up in the air. Until today... what Dai Kar Cher told me totally shot it off the sky. We're moving to... opposite the pantry!!!


"AN OCELOT NEVER LOSES IT'S PREY."


First up, opposite the pantry: Our company always provides us breakfast. But from our current location, whenever the breakfast arrived, most of the time when reached there we would be picking up crumbs and left overs. Bad right? Yeah, there are hungry wolves around in the office. Not just motherfucking snakes.

But things are about to change, when we're relocated. We will be the first to know. We will grab all the food and none will be left WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Besides that strategic location point, there's also the scenary! You see, we will be sitting beside the windows. Yes,... the scenary.

And of course, it would be closer to the exit and whenever we want to go down and get a quick snack, it would be more convenient. No need to go through so many freaking doors and scan the freaking card so many times.

Down side of things is that we would have to come back on this Sunday to move. Why not earlier? Cubicles, furnitures and patching would only be done by this Saturday.

The new place may be as noisy as the current one, or even worst. So, what to do lah. I'm looking forward to this new place. And hopefully a better Feng Shui.... Heheh, riight.

Hunchback of Subang Jaya

How do I start this post without cussing?

Past few days my nose have been either running or stuffy. Sometimes it's completely ok, then it would be back. Yesterday it was running wile. Took a cap of Panadol Cold and Flu and went to bed. Hoping everything will be ok the next day.

Woke up in the morning... sky's still dark. God knows what time is it... back and neck's killing me. Tried to get up...


@%@#%^@!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Because of the pain, I hardly could move. Manage to get up later in the morning, applied some ointment and relieved a lil. Now I walk around the house with a hunch.

Hope tomorrow it gets better...

The Collapsing of Gravity

As the mass inside a massive star increases, its gravity becomes stronger. Eventually gravity gets so strong that nothing can escape; an event horizon is formed, and matter and energy must inevitably collapse into a singularity.

I knew she would be back. She told me on Yahoo! messenger. Suddenly asking if I am still at the Evil Empire same place that I've worked these years and how is the place. As if the building isn't standing anymore.


"THAT'S NO MOON,..."


Anyway, saw her from a mile away at the lobby while coming back from the ATM machine one late evening. She spotted me at first, but I think she couldn't recognise me. Normally if someone does that to me, I would just skipped the whole "Hi" part and walk off. I walked up to her to say hi or maybe it was the immense gravity pull.

Transalated from cantonese:

Me: "So, you're back huh?"

Singularity: "Heeyyyy, kawaaaaa, how are you??!"

She took a look at me...

Singularity: "I see life has been treating you good."

Me: "Meh. Not as good as you laaaaah. So how long have you been back?"

Singularity: "Just today. Been busy the whole day and haven't had time to visit you. Are you even still at the same place, floor...??"

Me: "Yeah. But give a call before you drop by. We might shift to a new place soon."

Singularity: "Ohhhh is it??"


AND SO, THE SAME OLD INTERROGATION ON MY "STATUS" BEGINS...


Singularity: "So, going out with anybody now ahh??"

Me: "Nope."

Singularity: "Oh, Still no? Just recently broke up is it??"

Me: "Nope. Didn't have any relationship since the previous one."

Singularity: "Aiya what have you been doing lah."

Me: "Dunno."

Ok, it's getting embarrassing. She always couldn't control the volume of her voice and there were already a few people that were waiting for the bus/their spouse to fetch them, staring at the corner of their eyes... I decided to change the topic.


THE REPORTS OF ME GETTING A CAR, HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGERRATED.


Me: "So, going back already?"

Singularity: "Yah loh."

Me: "Waiting for the bus or bf?"

Singularity: "Waiting for a colleague. So, you got a car yet?"

Me: "Nope."

Singularity: "Yah Meh??"

Me: "Yeap."

Singularity: "But I thought I heard from who, you bought some cun car..."

Me: "Harr? Nope."

Well, technically, I didn't bought a car.

Singularity: "Yah ah, Time to buy one loh."

Me: "No need..."

Singularity: "With your position right now, you should be earning XXX mah..."

More stares from our neighbourly people...

Me: "OII!!"

Singularity: ">_<"

Me: "No such figure lah, where got so much, you think you meh."

More stares...

Singularity: "Wei!!"

Me: "HAHAHAHAA!!"

Me: "Oklah, I gotta go lah. Dropby when you're free."

Singularity: "Okay! BYE"


Some people never change. So, what's the rumour about me going around now? First it was being famous at the company and has been going out with multiple girls... and now I'm driving a souped up car? Absurd. What's next? Going out with a hot married chick?

"Did You Cut Your Hair?"

What kind of question is that?

I really don't understand. It's so obvious when my hair was this -------- long, and it became this ---- long. What kind of answer do people expect?

Just because I got nothing better to do. Well, ok, it was after watching The Gang of Kuo Kuan with guests Makiyo and Pace Wu *drool*... I came up with these answers:

"Did you cut your hair?"

1) No, bugs ate them.

2) WHAT HAIR CUT?!?! o_O

3) I haven't been watering them that much :(

4) I DUNNO LOL!

5) No, I'm going Super Saiyan. NNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

6) I don't know, it was normal yesterday. When I woke up this morning, it became like this.

7) I saw you.

8) It got caught in the lawn mower.

9) Aliens abducted them.

10) I "flame on".

11) *burp* huh?


How's that? Hahahaha! I"ll update more if I could come up with any. Feel free to add in yours.


Updates:
Contributed by M:

12) :O OH MY GOSH!!! I wore the wrong wig!!!!

13) Oh no, it just shrunk, don't worry, it happens a few months once.

LOL, so fast??!

Happy 20th

Urg, I forgot all about it.

Cheong Mou invited me to go to Inti College's 20th Anniversary, which is today and I've totally forgotten about it!

Ah well, I think I'm already too old for it. It's not like I know many people from there and any of the lecturers would remember me.


On another unrelated note, reading back some recent posts... WAAH! My English sucks! So embarrassingly sucks that I can't just shrug it off as typos and I've edited them. Phew!

Hunting For Japanese Food

Me: Hey, I'm busy with a few cases. Need to do some urgent follow up.
Try check and see which Japanese food you want then we"ll go there tonight lah. http://www.midvalley.com.my http://www.1utama.com.my/

S: Ok.


After a couple of hours...



S: Yoshinoya

Me: Har?

S: Shokudo

Me: ???... Hadoken...?

S: Gin Ryu Tei

Me: Shoryuken... ?

S: Kiku-Zakura... Teppanyaki... Oh! Sushi...

Me: Oh, the Japanese food outlets is it? Say so mah.


Ok, maybe finding Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike for the PS2 and it may be the best 2D fighting game I ever played...

We end up having Sushi King anyway. At first, someone said her standards has raised and don't want the same old stuff worr *mock smug*. In the end also caved in because of lazy having to choose.

We went to the one at Mid Valley Megamall. The one at the top floor, Centre Court I think. We sat at one of the tables, near the glass errr windows? Where anyone who walk past the shop could see us... it was weird.

Having sushi would need to order from the waiters/waitresses instead of picking up from the conveyor belt. But usually they don't have the ones I want from the conveyor belt anyway.

I think someone just got hooked on Edamame. ^.^

Peter, You Dumb Ass! What Have You Done?!?!

I know it's not his decision... it's the writers' and the chief editor's.

This morning, while at work, just got online in my Yahoo! Messenger and saw a link in M's nick. Some kind of Yahoo! News link with the words "blablablaspidermanblabla". "spiderman" stood out like a neon sign.

What?! It made it to the news? I thought to myself. I knew what had happened. Ever since the Marvel comic series Civil War, there were already rumours and speculation about Spider-Man revealing his identity to the world.

Those who have picked up their Civil War issue 2 have already been discussing about it in message board. "It's over", they say.

Yahoo! News: Spider-Man Outed Himself To The Press

Oh Yahoo! News, It's "Spider-Man". Not "spiderman".

Personally, I thought this is an interesting move. But what's the point? If it gets unpopular, they would do a reversal either by erasing the memorise of people's knowledge of his identityby some cosmic entity, Dr. Strange casting a spell, some kind of "Retcon Punch" or some shit.

Spidey's popular because he is the everyman in comics. He is just like you and me... he has problems. They call him the hard luck hero.

Some main core points when Spidey was first created:

- financial problems: Poor Aunt May have to raise Pete alone.
- girl problems: Getting a date was never easy.
- social outcast: Being nerd always get him bullied.
- dual identity: Hey, it's not easy superhero-ing and trying to lead a normal.
- villians: Nuff said.

So far, what have they taken away from him?

- financial problems: So far I've checked, he still has that. But he's moved to Stark Towers and worked under Tony Stark AKA Iron Man.

- girl problems: Married to Mary Jane. Hey, it's a good thing. I'm happy for Pete. Nice to see that he got some happiness.

- social outcast: Hmm, a bit of improvement there, but still a loner Superhero. Recently joined The New Avengers though.

- Secret Identity: Earlier plenty of people knew his secret identity. Now it's completely gone.

- Villians: I think there will be more gunning for him now.


I'm all for moving forward. Spidey deserves happiness. But he should always have his secret identity. We'll see how this goes.



To him, life is a great big bang up... Whenever there's a hang up, you'll find the Spider-Maaaannnn!

"Don't Like Sex"??!

Whoah! Hold it! Did I hear that right? Someone actually said they don't like sex??!

Okay, I've actually read about people saying they don't like sex. But meeting one who said they don't like it, that's a first.

A rare specimen indeed. What was it that was unlikable about sex? The pain? No feeling at all? The messiness? Someone must be doing something wrong, like the pics below...


Err it's football.. not headball...


Dude, you're suppose to be on the bike... and the bike is not suppose to be on fire....

Thanks to P0pc0rn**Mar|ach| for the pics.

So, why?

I think I'm treading on thin ice.

On an unrelated note, received this month's credit card bill. Huh, did someone paid it for me? Need to check back the previous balance. What's going on?

Daredevil > X-Men: The Last Stand > Blade Trinity

Just Saw X3

Just saw Wolverine and His Bitches X-Men 3: The Last Stand with Bro. I didn't like it. Even Daredevil was better.

I'm sure everyone has seen it and knows wht's with the story. So I'm going to just do a pros and cons thingy:

Pros
- Wolverine's battles. At least this time he didn't get his ass kicked around too much. The jungle battle was pretty cool.

- The opening scene with a younger Xavier and Erik. I enjoyed watching their relationship. It was funny in a putting a smile on my face way.

- More mutant cameos.

- Henry McCoy, The Beast. Kelsey Grammer did a good job.

- Collosus and Wolverine's Fast Ball Special. Nuff said.

Ok now the cons:
- Special effects. It was used too sparringly and it felt very "been there, done that". It felt like Collosus didn't appear that much course it would be expensive to do his armour form. And oh same goes for Iceman's ice form. Jean Grey's Phoenix without any firey essence? WTF?! Turning the whole place into pixels wasn't impressive in this day and age of movie effects technology.

- Character development. Almost none.

- Halle Berry. She's definitely no Storm. But it was fun watching her getting her ass kicked. Funny how Storm took over the school but everyone's taking orders from Wolverine hahaaah!!

- Killing of major characters. Yeah, alot of characters died in the X-Universe and came back, since we are going for a more realistic approach with the movie which was established by Bryan Singer in the first two; we don't have to kill em off just because they were more involved with other movies. Yeah, I'm talking about James Marsden.

- The mutants that were introduced in the movie. Yeah, it was fun to spot them "ohh, that was the triplets whatstheirname" but introducing major characters with very minor roles just turns me off.

- Juggernaut as a mutant? To quote Juggy himself "Don't you know who I Am??!..."

- Brett Ratner. Please stay away from comic movies.

Overall the movie gave me a "movie indigestion".

Stuffed

If you cut open my stomach right now, I bet Mocha Cheese cake would fall out.

Presents 2006

Thanks to all those who wished me.

Besides the cold anf flu, here's what I got. What I got for myself:


The awesome Garo 12" Figure. When I pre-ordered this, I knew I was going to spend a bit more for this month. But...


Shunya Yamashita's Sera-chan was the real kicker. I knew they were making it. Even bugged the guys at XL-Shop to bring it in. But totally didn't expect it to come out at the same time as Garo 12" fig.

Close up

If you search the net for it, I'm sure you can find better pics. It came out nicer than the pics I saw on the net. A really fine piece of art.

Quite pathetic when you get yourself presents. What my bro got me:


Transformers Beast Wars 10th Anniversary Re-release Cheetor and Superman Returns' Clark to Superman.

At the time when Beast Wars came out, I only got into it later in the 2nd half of the first season. By then, all the main character toys were sold out. The 10th Anniversary re-release was a nice welcome.

Clark to Supes' is the only none action feature Superman figure that you would find for its size. It comes with some crappy wig and costume to change Superman into Clark. LOL


Totally flew right under my radar, here's what Rach got me:


Garfield Horoscope Gemini mug.

and


some veli cheap (hey, she said it herself) photoframe with Meiji's 365Teddy stucked on it.

The different sides of the mug:


"The Gemini is Twice as Fun" it says.




Somehow they look cock-eyed to me.

Oh, got a cake from Mom too. Mocha cheese. It was ok. Couldn't taste the cheese but Toffie loves it.

Ahh, that's it.

Just Some Pics Up For Today

Quite big, so click to enlarge the pics.




And since Superman Returns is just around the corner...




Happy Birthday Natalie!

I like to think that I don't mind. But I do.

What can be done, can be undone. Sometimes.

Recently just noticed, more and more bloggers are starting to watermark/tagged/whatever their pics and photos.

Yeah, I could understand that there are always people who lay claim on works who aren't their's. Especially if they are done by well known newspapers or magazines.

But are we forgetting something? If we can put it there, it can be removed. Or, at least crop away, Wahahaha!

I'm still on the fence on this one. Just annoyed seeing beautiful pics with text on them like some sort of advert. It's still your's and you can do whatever you want with them.

This is not a discussion. Just my two cents.

*click click*

It has begun. Mom couldn't stop nagging at every chance.

It's like riding a bike. Once you know how, it eventually would come back I guess. Just need to be more smoother.

Dad was alright. He wasn't a backseat driver. Unlike bro. Oh, the horror. I could just ram into a ditch or "climb" trees.

The old friend didn't die on me one bit. Hmm, very co-operative. Maybe I should christian him with something. For luck. I'm trying to think of something here...

Passed by the high school. When did they built walls around it? So, it's a prison now? If I'm a parent who sent my kid to this school, I wouldn't put up with this shit. What's next? Barbed wires or shards of glasses on top of the walls? Sniper towers maybe? I know, attack dogs! YAY!

Okay, enough straying off topic. I need to come up with a name.


Relax, Speed.

Another Month, Another Report Done.

Even though I've procastinated in getting it ready before actually doing it, still manage to finish it early. I guess I'm getting better at it.

The only thing that had me staying back is not because of work itself, but transport. Had to wait for an hour. But then again at that time, I get to chat with someone.


AYE YAM AH MASHIEEEEN!


I think I've actually beat it. Didn't thought it would be that easy. Just needed to try more ways and search for loop holes. So, what's going to happen next? Sitting tight I guess. Hhmm.


KL PEOPLE SUCKS!


Last night, I became the unofficial ambassador and Complains Department for "KL People". Wow, do the locals have to go that far to be jerks to others?

Funniest thing I've ever heard: "They thought we don't have Powerpoint here!!". MS Office applications' most canggih? Ya gotta be kidding right? Want to show off use something more uncommon lah! Dumb shits!