Fetility. Infertility.

I LOLed.

And I LOLed again while thinking back what happened when typing this post.

A friend messaged me about fertility and infertility and below is what happens. Names have been changed. And of course, the crappy English that we typed on MSN.

Friend: Do you know how they check whether you're fertile on infertile?

Me: Err, don't think so.

Friend: I asked my friend when go to see a doctor to check whether can get pregnant or not, what they will do and such will check my friend told me the doctor will put his hand inside the vagina to check. :(

Me: Dude... wait.. what?!

Friend:... and move when put inside.

Me: o_O !!! How do they check like tht?

Friend: Can check woh.

Me: What is the logic in that?

Friend: Even for checking if the baby can deliver naturally or not also use that method.

Me: Really? But sure they would have a female doctor to do that for you right?

Friend: no leh... male leh.

Me: No female docs? Sure can get one.

Friend: No, there's one docotr very famous in Crazy Town. (Note from kawa: town name obviously renamed)

Me: Famous... course all the women there let him stuck his hand in?


I couldn't believe it. The friend is quite the shy type so she wanted me to try to find out about it on the net.

So, I did a lil research with my leet uber internet searching skills. LOL, Read: Google. These are what came up. Go read em yourself.

WebMD with AOL Health - Infertility Tests and Diagnosis for Women

Your Guide to Female Infertility

Infertility


So, remember: Don't let him stick it in. Maybe it's a "traditional method" (Read: Bullshit methods came up by perverts), but there are options.



Good God, what have they been putting in the water at Crazy Town?!?

The Four 20s

Was on Emergency Leave, MC... take your pick, today.

THE LENSES... THEY DO NOTHING.

Put on the right side of my contact lens and they was a very sharp pain. Took it out and part of it felt like it's still in my eye.

Went to see our eye specialist doctor. He said I haven't had a check up since 2002. Didn't realise it was that long ago.

"OPTIC BLAST!.... OPTIC BLAST!"

Other than checking for foreign objects, he did a power check as well. Still no x-ray vision or eye beams. Damn it.

So nothing was/is in my eye and it seems to be fine. Just a bit dry. Told doc the past few days it had been red a bit and he said it could most probably be because of the haze.

4x20

And since I've been working (or not) in front of the computer most of the time, he introduced me the very important Four 20s:

1) Rest after 20 minutes of looking at the screen.
2) Rest for 20 seconds.
3) Don't look at the screen, look at far away, preferably objects that are 20 feet away.
4) Blink 20 times.

Also, don't let the air-cond and let it blow directly to the face. Eyes gets dry fast that way.

Oh and having 7 hours of sleep is very important. As when we sleeps, the tear glands would fill up and moisturises the eye. Dad thanked him for that advised but added whether I would listen or not is another different matter.

Explained to doc that I can't sleep too early as I would wake up in the middle of the night. It would then takes me a while to sleep back. And because of the interrupted sleep, I would feel worst the next day.

He suggested me to jog in the evening, then perhaps I would be tired and sleep better. But if I'm tired, wouldn't I sleep earlier and the result would be the same.

So, we'll see how.

Hunchback of Subang Jaya

How do I start this post without cussing?

Past few days my nose have been either running or stuffy. Sometimes it's completely ok, then it would be back. Yesterday it was running wile. Took a cap of Panadol Cold and Flu and went to bed. Hoping everything will be ok the next day.

Woke up in the morning... sky's still dark. God knows what time is it... back and neck's killing me. Tried to get up...


@%@#%^@!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Because of the pain, I hardly could move. Manage to get up later in the morning, applied some ointment and relieved a lil. Now I walk around the house with a hunch.

Hope tomorrow it gets better...

"Don't Like Sex"??!

Whoah! Hold it! Did I hear that right? Someone actually said they don't like sex??!

Okay, I've actually read about people saying they don't like sex. But meeting one who said they don't like it, that's a first.

A rare specimen indeed. What was it that was unlikable about sex? The pain? No feeling at all? The messiness? Someone must be doing something wrong, like the pics below...


Err it's football.. not headball...


Dude, you're suppose to be on the bike... and the bike is not suppose to be on fire....

Thanks to P0pc0rn**Mar|ach| for the pics.

So, why?

Wasted A Whole Day

Wasted the whole Saturday. But trying to recover from flu shouldn't be regard as wasting, no?

You know the feeling, you are falling sick, joints aching... every morning nose's running like mad, but after awhile, it's not that bad.

This has to be stopped!! Woke up at around 12 noon (I don't know how I manage to sleep till that late) but after lunch and some time on the PS2, I return to bed with nothing on. The fan and the air-cond that is.

Woke up in the evening at around 7pm and felt much better. Now If I could get myself to sleep so I can do what I've planned to do on Sunday....

Updates:

Dad's back. He had a mild stroke. After staying like, half a day at the observation ward, the doctor thinks he's ok to go home.

He just have to take extra careful about his health. Still, it is quite a shock. When you've got these things, it stays with you for life.

What a crappy week. Got into trouble at work for someone's fault and now Dad's in hospital for 24 hours observation.

He got up and felt dizzy ever since. Mom and brother sent him to the hospital but wanted me to stay at home.

He Said Open Your Mouth

"AAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWCH!"

Went to the dentist today. Not any other dentist. It's Dr Ch*ng.

Dr. Ch*ng used to have a dental clinic, at the shop lots right behind our house. Ever since I came back from UK, he had moved to God knows where.

Since he moved, I have to visit other dentists which I did not find them comfortable with. Ok, I"ll say it: NOT GOOD. All of them are money faced.

"Must extract them all!! Cha-ching $!"

O__O

Recently he had came back to the neighbourhood for, dunno God knows what or perhaps just a visit; and my parents bump into him. His clinic is now somewhere at Kota Kemuning.

Anway, brother, his business partner (Aireek) and I went there today. We were'nt familiar with the area, but Aireek is. Besides, Aireek wanted to have a dental check up anyway.

Is it my imagination or are all dentists have balding heads? It's not that I want to stereotype them but it seems like all the ones I've met are.

She Asked Me To Stick My Toungue Out

Doc: "Yeap, you're dehydrated."

Was on MC today. Food poisoning. Spent half of the night in the washroom. Not again...

S's ok. Weird, since we had lunch and dinner together yesterday. Apparently food around office area is really not clean and crappy.

Bought the December issue of FHM Malaysia just for the 2006 Callendar. As usual, the actual mag itself is crap. And it actually featured Nita in it. IMO, She shouldn't be in any sort of magazine. Period. :P

Monday is a public holiday for Selangor due to Sultan of Selangor's birthday on next Saturday. Now that's weird. Usually if the week's weekends is a public holiday, the following Monday would be a holiday. But this time, they brought it forward. Gotta work on Monday as I'm supporting the KL users. On the bright side, manager wants me to take 2 days off to clear my leave (haven't touch any of it since renewal of contract) during the Xmas week. Heheheh....

Dad bought me a new belt. Let's see... long rectangle belt with "Crocodile" and it's logo on it. Hmmm, Buaya King? The one I'm currently wearing (not literally wearing right now lah) has been around since secondary school. Bought it from pasar malam. Pretty lasting huh? Though it looked like it's about to break anytime. He shouldn't have bought it cuz I've the Faiz Belt already. :P

Now I'm craving for some kind of drink. Do we still have any of the Tang's orange juice left?

Man Dies After 50 Hours Of Computer Games

CNN News:

S. Korean man dies after 50 hours of computer games


-_-"

An Eyeful A Day....

Now, that's a good reason.