"Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here"

Try this:

Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin... and Damnation

My Results:

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

Where the heck (no pun intended) is Limbo? Either you click up there or read down here:

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Level 1 - Limbo
Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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Damn (really, the pun wasn't intended)! Geez! This really reflect on something. Right now, my life is lacking direction. Going nowhere.... I am neither here, nor there. Hence, I am in Limbo.

Maybe I can do the Limbo Rock with Caesar, Homer, Socrates and gang.

"Jack Be Limbo, Jack Be Quick
Jack Go Unda Limbo Stick"