The Meeting

The big meeting that day? Basically a big waste of time. Everything that has been said then could have been just a memo sent out to everyone through email. Though we did get free dinner before the meeting starts.

Before the meeting starts, my colleague hhmmm... let's call him "Mac", since he always take "MC". Well, Mac kept going on and on about how pretty our head honcho of the account look. He got me curious. But when I met her, cheh... just another short girl with big eyes lah. Nothing special. :P

Here's the highlights of the meeting:

1) Someone have left us. (Sheesh! What a nice way of saying someone got fired!)
2) Few people will be joining us. (No chicks geh? I mean, no pretty/hot/cute/chicks geh?)
3) Introduce some new people who've just joined. (HAHAHAH! So that's how you look like! :P J/K!)
4) We did a good job. We were rewarded. (*rolls eyes*)
5) We have to be more careful. Escalate to Team Lead if we know that it will blow up. (You think everyone got Spider Sense meh?)

Anyway, only redeeming thing is that, I get to meet the onsite engineers. Know the faces behind the voices... know who to look for if any of them is going to get an ass kicking from me... hahaha! Kidding!

Before the meeting about to end, the head honcho asked:

"Before we end here, any questions?"
Me: "When's the stripper coming?"

Ah, Okay I made that up. Basically what really happened was she kept asking, everyone just kept quiet, she asked again, everyone kept quiet again, she asked another time, everyone's wondering "Can we go now?".

Heard from Ah Cheh, they had a number of big meetings before I joined. Crap. Guess there'll be more.