Thursday, June 02, 2005

Interrupted Nap

Yup, on leave again today.

While taking a nap, I was awaken by a presence. Mom opened my room's door and standing at the door way.

Mom: "Ooi, wake up!"

Me: "ZzzZz...* huh?"

Mom: "Wake up, wake up!"

Me: "What?"

Mom: "Mat's here. And he's crying."

Me: "Huh, what you want me to do?"

Mom: "Offer him some advice."

Me: "I was having a really good nap lah, Ma."

Mom: "Quick lah!"

Mom: "Oh and I bought you lunch."

Yeah, I can hear him sobbing outside in the living room alright.

Who's Mat? He's a son of one of my Dad's ex-colleague/friend. Sometimes he just drop by. I dunno, do what. But my parents have been telling me that recently his gf dumped him. From what I've learned from my parents, they (Mat and his ex-gf) were together for 2 years and his gf started to nit picking on him and then dumped him. He should be celebrating.

Parents said that he seems to be in the same sort of situation that I was in last time. Phhbt! So, they thought I could give him some advise? Haiiihh, He'll get over her eventually lah. I really don't understand my parents sometimes.

I woke up, took my lunch and went to the living room to "join" them. He haven't pass that Stage 1 Boo Hoo Hoo stage yet, so anything said to him won't make much sense to him. He keep answering questions or making comments and ends them with "If I could let go."

So, what if you can't let go? She doesn't want you anymore, anyhow you would still need to let go. If it takes a year, a year it would be.

It's just been a month that they've broke up. Sigh, where got so soon let go? Gave him some blahblahblah and I went back to bed.

What a waste of a precious good Zees. Maybe I should open an Agony Unc site or something. Agony Unc as opposed to Agony Aunt.

"My girl friend just dumped me, what should I do??"

"Watch porn."

9 Comments:

Blogger lynnee said...

"My girl friend just dumped me, what should I do??"

"Watch porn."

LOL... wouldn't that make him miss her even more?? :D

10:32 AM  
Blogger Kawa said...

"That was her favourite position! BOO HOO!"

Okay, I"ll stop there. :P

10:43 PM  
Blogger MJ said...

Watch porn is YW's solution to everything, besides shopping 4 branded stuff.

Kawa, u confirmed my theory tat most guys' brains r down there :P

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mj: wtf is YW? Oh and it's not most guys. It's all guys, and only when we are awake.

kawa

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahha oh that was just hilarious, i just have this mental image of you listening to the poor guy sobbing his fuck arse off then then saying seriously..
"Watch porn."

now now, the world would be a lot easier if everything could just be settled by watching porn.
(heck i'd go into filming and editting porn movies then, since i'd make a heck lotta cash, hur hur hur)

mort

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mort: lol, then you'll be the pioneer of Malaysian porn industry. Yay! ;P

kawa

1:47 AM  
Blogger MJ said...

YW is the guy from my dept last time. Neh, his blog in under PPL I KNOW in my blog..

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Note To Self: Do Not Go To Kawa For Advise On Love Life.

M.

8:36 AM  
Blogger lynnee said...

M: i so agree with u! *LOL*

8:38 AM  

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