"So, Are You Still A Virgin?"
Back when I was still working at the Big Green Dude:
Ms. L and Yen: Kawa, Kawa!! Come here!
Me: ??
Ms. L: Heheh, we have something to ask you.
Yen: Teehee!
Me: *scratch head*
Yen: I don't dare to ask lah.
Ms. L: Heh, I ask lah!
Me: Ask what? I got better things to do than looking at two hyenas.
*WHACK*!
Me: ASK LAH!
Ms. L: Okaylah, I ask. So,... are you still a virgin??
Yen: heheheheee!
Me: What kind of question is that lah!?
Ms. L: Haiyah, just answer lah! Curious only.
Yen: Heeheeheeee!
ME: -_-'
Me: What for you want to know??
Ms. L: I know what you are thinking: If you answer no, we might think you're a loser. If you answer yes, we might think you're the type that sleeps around.
Me: -_-"
Me: No woh!! I was thinking: If I answer yes, the two of you want to "compete skills" with me. If I answer no, the two of you want to take my virginity away from me.
*WHACK WHACK*!
Ms. L and Yen: ANSWER LAH!!
Me: NO WAY!!! Some things are best left discovered in bed. :P
*WHACK WHACK WHACK!*
Me: OI, Enough lah!! -_-#
What's with women and their questions?? Does it make any difference? And the last I've check, Men has no virginity - There's no hymen in their penis or anus!! Yes, I know when people refers to a guy as a virgin, it means he has not done the horizontal mambo before.
Till this day, I remain a mystery to them.
Ms. L and Yen: Kawa, Kawa!! Come here!
Me: ??
Ms. L: Heheh, we have something to ask you.
Yen: Teehee!
Me: *scratch head*
Yen: I don't dare to ask lah.
Ms. L: Heh, I ask lah!
Me: Ask what? I got better things to do than looking at two hyenas.
*WHACK*!
Me: ASK LAH!
Ms. L: Okaylah, I ask. So,... are you still a virgin??
Yen: heheheheee!
Me: What kind of question is that lah!?
Ms. L: Haiyah, just answer lah! Curious only.
Yen: Heeheeheeee!
ME: -_-'
Me: What for you want to know??
Ms. L: I know what you are thinking: If you answer no, we might think you're a loser. If you answer yes, we might think you're the type that sleeps around.
Me: -_-"
Me: No woh!! I was thinking: If I answer yes, the two of you want to "compete skills" with me. If I answer no, the two of you want to take my virginity away from me.
*WHACK WHACK*!
Ms. L and Yen: ANSWER LAH!!
Me: NO WAY!!! Some things are best left discovered in bed. :P
*WHACK WHACK WHACK!*
Me: OI, Enough lah!! -_-#
What's with women and their questions?? Does it make any difference? And the last I've check, Men has no virginity - There's no hymen in their penis or anus!! Yes, I know when people refers to a guy as a virgin, it means he has not done the horizontal mambo before.
Till this day, I remain a mystery to them.
7 Comments:
*ROTFLMAO*
"Me: No woh!! I was thinking: If I answer yes, the two of you want to "compete skills" with me. If I answer no, the two of you want to take my virginity away from me."
omfg, kawa, i LOVE your come back!!! ahahhaa! Clever answer!!/no1
oh dear.
sorry this probably means you're a no. possibly suckered enough to reach CLOSE to loosing it but no. ;p
why, men will announce it on a loudspeaker if they weren't. ;p
it's okay kawa-san - you still got your hands. ;p
mort
lynn: Heh!
mars: :P
mort: You're confusing me. Had enough sleep?
kawa
wahaha i meant you're still a virgin! no = having sex! sorry yes i didn't get enough sleep as usual! ahahha!
mort
mort: *whistles to the Gatchaman theme song*
kawa
Hahahaha! So kepo!! XD
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