The Lonely Hearts Club

Recently, there was an annual dinner thingy that was held by the empire. One of my colleagues did not go. Asked him why. and he actually answered he is being anti social in order to avoid getting heart broken again.

Huh?

He said, he went to the client's annual dinner. Met someone who he quite fancy and could really talk, relate to.... you know, the type you want to bone. But, later on, he found out she's married.

Dude, not her fault. You should have noticed her wedding ring.

He said, yeah he saw a ring or something, but he thought it was some kind of regular ring that girls often wear. He also said that it wasn't her fault. She wasn't leading him on or something.

Duuuuuhhh. If the ring is where the wedding ring should be, most probably she's f**ing someone; and she intend to f*** him for life. Well, not literally f*** lah.

Told the colleague, should have just went to the dinner just to try his luck on the lucky draw. Who knows, maybe a bonus would be him ending up meeting his special someone.

Recently found out another colleague that we had alot in common. We talked about relationships and he exclaimed it's been difficult. Those he liked, they are eithher married or attached.

Wait wait... hold up. In my best drama bitch impression... BAAAAAWWW SO RONERY WHY GOD WHY SHE HAS TO BE MARRIED/HAS A BF!! BAAAAAAWWWW I'M GOING TO FAP TILL I FALL ASLEEP IN A FETUS POSITION!!

They don't sound that pathetic. It's just that I just want to do the drama bitch impression.

Anyway, ever since a few taking a liking to women who then i found out turned out to be already attached cases, I've learned to check out the fingers first before everything else. No. Not the boobs. Not the butt. Not the legs.

The finger. The ring finger.

Kinda pathetic. I know....